Avril Lavigne: Take over the shopping industry with her products and have a whole line of Avril Lavigne related products.
Barney: Control the nation's future through the children.
Bill Gates: Have even more mass wealth for himself, and take over the computer industry with Microsoft related etcetera.
J.K. Rowling: Become the center of all government activites, and control all the controversial world wars that go on in her basement.
Bob Sparks Fan Club: Annoy Tania to death. In compitition with Avril Lavigne for mass ovetaking of the shopping industry.
Inside Jokes
Carrot Top! (Jasmine, Memo, whoever else)
Smithers! (Liz, Jasmine, Memo, and of course Josh!)
You wanna die!? (Jasmine, Keith)
Joey! *tilted heads* (Jasmine, Lindsey)
Hades. (Liz, Lindsey)
Smiling Boxes. (Lindsey, and unfortunately Raouf)
The Pink mouse and the Slurp'n'gulp...no more needs to be said. (Jasmine, Liz)
Brad Feed-me! (Jasmine, Keith, Liz, whoever else)
The Protruding Chicken (Jasmine, Keith)
Morons of the World, UNITE!! (Matt and I)
Losers of the World, Unite!! (Josh! Ha!)
Whoosh-Zing-Oh-Big Diss! (Jeff and I, and anyone else who was annoyed by it)
You know! (Liz, Lindsey)
Hello, this is the Center for Healthy Breastfeeding Associasion. (Liz, Jasmine)
Your skill is CRAP!!! (Keith and I)
Look at my Avril Lavigne hat! and pants! and shirt! and hoodie! and underwear! and pencil! and cough drops! and mints! and hair dye! and... (Keith, random other people)
Foof! (EVERYONE!!!)